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Peaks naturally β wakes you up, gives you energy
Your body naturally makes cortisol every single morning. On its own β with no coffee, no alcohol, nothing β it's actually one of the most important hormones you have. Here's how it's supposed to work.
Peaks naturally β wakes you up, gives you energy
Starts dropping β you feel steady and focused
Getting low β your body starts winding down
Near zero β deep sleep, full recovery
Coffee and alcohol both trigger a false alarm in your body. Your stress system fires β even though nothing is wrong. And the more often it fires with no recovery time, the more damage it does.
Your body doesn't know the difference between a cup of coffee and a real threat. Both trigger the same stress pathway β your adrenal glands get the signal to release cortisol. Fast.
Coffee adds a ~50% spike to your already-natural morning cortisol. Alcohol spikes it in the evening β exactly when it's supposed to be dropping. Both knock your rhythm completely out of sync.
Cortisol's job during stress is to release energy fast β so your liver dumps stored sugar into your bloodstream. Your body is prepped to run or fight. But you're just sitting there.
Insulin is the hormone that clears sugar from your blood. It's good at its job. But if you make it work like this every day, for years, your cells start ignoring it. They go deaf to the signal.
This is called insulin resistance. The sugar can't enter your cells to be burned as energy β so it just floats in your blood with nowhere to go. Your body has one last option.
Specifically the deep fat around your organs. Cortisol even directs the body to store it in your abdomen. This is why long-term coffee and alcohol habits show up most visibly around your middle.
Cortisol also tells your kidneys to retain water and triggers inflammation throughout your body. This is the puffiness in your face, the bloating in your belly, the feeling of being constantly "off."
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